forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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