Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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