you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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