I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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