HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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