Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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