I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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