he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
too bad you live with your parents still
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
i've created a new STD.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
