whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize