Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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