I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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