glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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