I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
