does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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