yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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