I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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