Midget sex pt 2 tonight
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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