He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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