dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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