I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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