who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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