Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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