seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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