goodnight i made you a song goodbye
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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