we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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