So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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