don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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