if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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