Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Randomize
