Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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