Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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