Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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