God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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