bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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