new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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