i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize