Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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