Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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