I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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