I am puke
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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