her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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