as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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