Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I just gift wrapped bread.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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