Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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