i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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