he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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