And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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