I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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