just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He shit in the fireplace
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