3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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