I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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