Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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