: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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