So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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