people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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