he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I think my moral compass just broke
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