What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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